Privacy policy

The Privacy Files: Who’s Watching?

Last Updated: February 25, 2026

"Hello, friend. Do you like keeping your secrets? Because at Gripper Girl, we’ve been watching how you move. This policy tells you exactly what we know about you, how we use it, and how we protect your 'digital soul' while you're trapped here in our shop."

Gripper Girl is powered by Shopify—they’re the ones keeping the lights on and the cameras running. By entering this site, you’re agreeing to the game. Read carefully... your privacy depends on it. 🔪

1. The Evidence We Collect

We’re gathering a file on you. Depending on how you interact with the Services, we may collect:

The Basics: Your name, shipping address, and email. I need to know where you live to send your shroud.
The Paper Trail: Credit card numbers, transaction details, and payment confirmations.
The Digital Fingerprint: Your IP address, device type, and how you navigate the shadows of our site.
The Whispers: Any messages you send to customer support. Every word is recorded.

2. How We Use Your Info (The Master Plan)

We don’t just collect data for fun. We use it to:

Fulfill the Contract: Processing your orders and making sure your gear arrives before the sun goes down.
Targeted Hunting (Marketing): We’ll send you emails and ads based on what you’ve been looking at. We know what you like.
Security & Execution: To make sure nobody is using a stolen identity. We authenticate your account to keep the slashers away.
Legal Reasons: If the authorities come knocking with a subpoena, we have to talk.

3. Who Else Is In The House?

We don't work alone. We share your info with:

Shopify: Our silent partner that processes everything.
The Cleanup Crew: Third-party vendors who handle shipping, analytics, and cloud storage.
Marketing Partners: So we can follow you to other websites with ads you can't ignore.

4. Children’s Data

This game isn't for kids. The Services are not intended for anyone under the age of majority. If we find out a child has wandered into the house, we’ll delete their data immediately.

5. Security: No One Is Truly Safe

We do our best to lock the doors, but be warned: no security measure is perfect. Information sent over the internet can always be intercepted in transit. Don't send us secrets you aren't prepared to lose. 🩸

6. Your Rights (The Escape Hatch)

Depending on where you’re hiding (your location), you might have special powers:

Right to Know: You can ask us what we have on you.
Right to Delete: You can ask us to burn your file.
Right to Opt-Out: You can tell us to stop sharing your data for targeted ads.

7. International Transfers

Your data may travel across borders. If you’re in the UK or EU, we use "Standard Contractual Clauses" to make sure your info stays protected, even when it’s far from home.